May 2013
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
ifindthat-ist:
hannibalthecanibal:
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
the moral of the entire series is that harry is a dumbass
meladoodle:
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! “i know you are but what am i?” *jury is immediately under arrest*
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
im pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
unswaggy:
to attend school tomorrow or throw myself into a pit of fire
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
call you names
tell you weird and personal details about myself
say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
share funny photos from my tumblr dash
actually tell you when i’m upset
try to make conversation with you
just generally act really silly when I’m in a...
yiaichenn:
221b-mine-please:
pirenstoletheimpala:
mycroft-queenofcake:
iamjayse:
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now
...
“ It’s hard to be yourself, when you don’t know who you are.”
– william chapman (via williamchapmanwritings)
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
himchanspenus:
Here’s some serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
neuken-liefde:
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
and as many cats as i can hold
mukuroikusaba:
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
themoosethepietheassbutt:
congragulation:
u know what would be cool. if you could wear whatever you wanted whenever you wanted without having to feel bad or weird or shamed about it. show up to work in plated armor. show up to a staff meeting in full cosplay. wear a dress to play tackle football. wear a bikini at the dinner table. dress in scuba gear for your wedding ceremony.
did you mean...
