twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: what happens if you run in front of a car you get tired what happens if you run behind a car you get exhausted this is comedy gold. you should take notes
ifindthat-ist: hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw the moral of the entire series is that harry is a dumbass
meladoodle: *jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! “i know you are but what am i?” *jury is immediately under arrest*
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im pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
unswaggy: to attend school tomorrow or throw myself into a pit of fire
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
call you names tell you weird and personal details about myself say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb type in caps a lot. If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and: talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts share funny photos from my tumblr dash actually tell you when i’m upset try to make conversation with you just generally act really silly when I’m in a...
yiaichenn: 221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now ...
It’s hard to be yourself, when you don’t know who you are.– william chapman (via williamchapmanwritings)
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
himchanspenus: Here’s some serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
neuken-liefde: tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold and as many cats as i can hold
mukuroikusaba: seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
themoosethepietheassbutt: congragulation: u know what would be cool. if you could wear whatever you wanted whenever you wanted without having to feel bad or weird or shamed about it. show up to work in plated armor. show up to a staff meeting in full cosplay. wear a dress to play tackle football. wear a bikini at the dinner table. dress in scuba gear for your wedding ceremony. did you mean...